Little Bruce and Jenny
are only 10 years old, but they are sure by now that they are in love. One day
they decide that they want to get married, so Bruce goes to Jenny's father to
ask him for her hand.
"Mr. Smith,
me and Jenny are in love and I want to ask you for her hand in marriage."
Thinking that this was
just the cutest thing, Mr. Smith replies, "Well, Bruce, you are only 10.
Where will you two live?"
Without even taking a
moment to think about it, Bruce replies "In Jenny's room. It's bigger than
mine and we can both fit there nicely."
Still thinking this is
just adorable, Mr. Smith says with a huge grin, "Okay then how will you
live? You're not old enough to get a job. You'll need to support Jenny."
Again, Bruce replies
instantly, "Our pocket money. Jenny gets 5 bucks a week and I get 10 bucks
a week. That's about 60 bucks a month and that should do us just fine."
By this time Mr. Smith
is a little shocked that Bruce has put so much thought into this. He thinks for
a moment trying to come up with something that Bruce won't have an answer
to. "Well, Bruce, it seems like you
have got everything all figured out. I just have one more question for you.
What will you do if the two of you should have little ones of your own?"
Bruce just shrugs his
shoulders and says "Well, we've been lucky so far..."
Mr. Smith doesn't think
the little shit is adorable anymore.
